BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM
The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)
My favorite line.
LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS DOGE BOY
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
whiiiiiihihhihhihih dog loaf!
That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
That gif is literally perfect
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